...which is to say, "And what if I can't think of a title? What then? Huh?"

Monday, July 31, 2006


Today I am going to make an entry that is over three lines, per request. My name is Erik Agard. I am an unfortunate scholar snared in the malicious traps of Montgomery County Public Schools, an organization that is clearly conspiring against the year of 2011. Right now I am sitting half-naked on my creaky computer chair listening to country music and making this entry. Gee do ya think we're over three lines yet? I'm not sure, maybe I should continue. The Yankees finally made the deal for Bobby Abreu and Cory Lidle official yesterday; they sent C.J. Henry, Matt Smith, and two other prospects to the Phillies in return for those two players. This deal did not particularly please me, but I was extremely relieved that Steven White (the immediate pitching future for the Yankees) was not included in the deal. I guess Brian Cashman might know what he's doing after all. Today, in all likelihood, I will visit a supermarket. Hopefully I will find the will somewhere in myself to put on a shirt before I do that. Do you think that's enough? I do. Bye now.

Sunday, July 30, 2006


All we can do is wait.

Friday, July 28, 2006

The search continues.

What was it they said in Peanuts?

"Good grief!"

Oh, and,


Monday, July 24, 2006

Bad Idea Corporation

I have begun the search for a spokesperson for the Bad Idea Corporation.

Also, I've developed a prototype for our first product, the name of which will be unveiled in our first commercial.

Saturday, July 22, 2006


Hello, I'm Erik Agard, welcome to my blog.