Seems I've won a contest.
The "crazee" contest. And now I'm supposed to host this "crazee" contest. So. Here's the deal.
You sign up for the "crazee" contest. Deadline for sign-ups is August 9th, at noon-oh-five eastern time.
Then I give you your "crazee" sentence and your "crazee" item. You must write a "crazee" short story or a "crazee" song that uses the sentence and somehow involves the item. Stories and songs are due a week later, August 16, at 2359 eastern time.
Sign up sign up sign up! You have days!
So I did. The contest was created by Money Miss Money Miss Money Miss Money Miss MONEY MISS!!!