Today I am going to make an entry that is over three lines, per request. My name is Erik Agard. I am an unfortunate scholar snared in the malicious traps of Montgomery County Public Schools, an organization that is clearly conspiring against the year of 2011. Right now I am sitting half-naked on my creaky computer chair listening to country music and making this entry. Gee do ya think we're over three lines yet? I'm not sure, maybe I should continue. The Yankees finally made the deal for Bobby Abreu and Cory Lidle official yesterday; they sent C.J. Henry, Matt Smith, and two other prospects to the Phillies in return for those two players. This deal did not particularly please me, but I was extremely relieved that Steven White (the immediate pitching future for the Yankees) was not included in the deal. I guess Brian Cashman might know what he's doing after all. Today, in all likelihood, I will visit a supermarket. Hopefully I will find the will somewhere in myself to put on a shirt before I do that. Do you think that's enough? I do. Bye now.